[KISA!! Just so you know, Kia, I feel terrible, because she's cute and she deserves some positive encouragement, but! He doesn't even think he's being rude; he just thinks he's being Fair and Balanced. Lopsided eyes are lopsided eyes...

But that aside, he considers it for another moment before going in for a closer look.]

I suppose it could be worse. At least its eyes are its only off-putting feature.

[He's not going to call this a portrait of him, but it's clearly a cat. That's acceptable. Another pause as he trots all around the darn thing before:]

Next time, perhaps, you will not be so hasty. Taking your time will ensure that everything is even... and that you do not do any further damage to your hands.

[He's just sayin'.]